secret thoughts



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Under the Booty
  • Person: do you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: are you making fun of me

astheplanetsbend:

we’re not really friends until i’ve insulted you

wundows:

hey, i just met you and this is crazy but i want to punch you already

clavid:

in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her

"oh god i hope he didn’t rape them"

- things that come to mind when i see someone i like photographed by terry richardson  (via anxieties)